Breaking the Wave
Rob’s metal bleacher for the Yankees game was on the top row, with the Jumbotron directly over his head. He could only see the score through the thin readouts between mezzanine decks, but that was no matter since Rob had his radio. It gave the score every couple of minutes along with the play by play. He listened for two innings, but then the batteries died. Perfect. Wait, he was sitting under eight zillion volts. Rob had come straight from work, and still had some electrician’s tools in his belt. An electrical cable for the Jumbotron ran along the bleacher wall at his heels. Rob nonchalantly felt with his hands while facing forward. He made a small incision in the plastic and rubber insulation, and stuck a pair of insulated wires in. Rob threaded the other ends of the wires to his radio, and it screamed back to life. Rob enjoyed two more innings like this, afraid to move and jerk a wire out. He stayed still when some overweight guy tried to inch past with $30 in food, which caused the guy to lose his balance. He spilled a huge cup of soda on Rob’s bleacher, which splashed down on the insulation cut. The entire metal bleacher seared with electricity, snapping Rob’s muscles so he was stiff as an ironing board. The soda washed down to the second row of bleachers, electrocuting everyone on them too. This caused more spilled drinks, and the electricity spread across the entire bleachers. Rob smelled his own charring flesh as he heard the announcers remark on some commotion in the cheap seats, like the wave, but in reverse.