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December 31, 2007

Revenge is Sweet

Bear no illusions, you are going to die. You have no chance, the shadows are simply too dark. You fumble for the light but your hand is slapped aside. Forever enveloped in an unforgiving world, there is no escape. There is nowhere to run. Your unseen enemy gropes and tears and suddenly you fall, succumbing to the overwhelming fate that stands before you. You cannot fight it, you have no weapons. It creeps over you and slowly begins to suffocate you. The last thing you think of just before you breathe your last is that maybe you should have left your buddy’s girlfriend alone…

December 30, 2007

Playmate

“We have to do it just like the song says,” Jenny whined. Bobby wouldn’t play right and she was very frustrated. “It said ‘two eyes made out of coal,’ not ‘two eyes made from a button and a carrot.’”

She snatched the offending objects out of the snowman’s face and placed the pieces of charcoal in their places.

“Not gonna work no way,” Bobby grumbled. “It’s jus’ a stupid ol’ song.”

“It’ll work. Then Daddy will be jealous because he won’t play with us, but Frosty will play as long as we want to play.” She stepped back and studied (mainly) her handiwork.

The snowman was taller than her, so about five feet tall. Two coal eyes, one button nose, Daddy’s antique corncob pipe placed in the smiling mouth she’d made with one finger. She’d added fallen tree branches for arms. She shook off the notion that those skeletal limbs were reaching for her. She’d added a festive scarf, a Christmas gift from Granny. Only the finishing touch was left.

Bobby tried to place the old silk top hat they found in the attic on top of Frosty’s head.

“No!” Jenny shouted, snatching the hat away. “I’ll do it. You’ll only screw it up.”

“This is a stupid game anyway!” Bobby shouted. He stomped away heading for the house. “I’m gonna tell Dad that you won’t let me play!”

“Okay, Frosty,” Jenny whispered. “Time to wake up and play.” She placed the hat on Frosty’s head.

There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.
Oh, Frosty the Snowman
Was alive as he could be…

Slowly, the frozen head turned to look at her. The coal eyes were menacing without the shine of life. The smile opened, revealing sharp icicle teeth. Déjà vu, Jenny thought as the skeletal limbs reached for her. So frozen with fear she was that, as the arms she placed on him pulled her forward, she couldn’t even scream when those icy razors pierced her throat.

The snowman tossed the girl’s body aside. He turned toward the house. And waited.

There was another child inside that had wanted to play.

December 29, 2007

His Perfect Alibi

Mark was seventeen when he learned to control his special ability and used his unique skill to smother his father as the sperm donor slept one winter afternoon in ‘87.

Seen drunk around town as usual the night he was discovered dead, the sheriff and the coroner figured Mark’s idiotic pop somehow managed to sleep with his face buried in his pillows. His father’s death pretty much put an end to unnecessary grief in Mark’s life. Until Mark’s wife decided she wanted a divorce on their son’s second birthday.

Unlike his father, Mark was a good daddy. But now, Susan wanted sole custody of their toddler son, Timmy.

After being served with papers from his soon-to-be ex’s lawyer, Mark went to Susan’s to protest her latest ploy and was arrested for violating her restraining order.

He hadn’t done his thing on purpose for about six months, but Mark remained confident in his skill.

Appearing asleep on his jail cell cot, he coaxed his essence forward. Through mere thought, an onyx shadow rose from Mark’s body. Freed of the confinement of flesh and bone, Mark floated, unseen, out of the county jail and toward Susan’s house.

He might as well make use of his perfect alibi.

December 28, 2007

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

Everybody says you’re not real, but I know you’re real. I’ve been extra, extra good this year, and I can’t wait for Christmas.

I don’t have anything fun to play with here. Back home I had all kinds of great toys, but I don’t have anything fun here. I’m bored.

I want some knives just like the ones we had in the kitchen back home. They were really nice and shiny and sharp. I had so much fun playing with my mom and dad and sister. That was a really fun day. But now I’m here, and I don’t get to play with anything fun anymore.

There’s no chimney here, but I know you can get in anyway to give me my presents. I’ll even take my pill and go to sleep, because I know you don’t like people to see you. I’ll even hide the dessert from my dinner tray and save it for you. Thank you, Santa.

Love,
Billy Watson, age 9

P.S. If you can’t bring me the knives like I want, can you bring me a puppy? I know I’d have lots of fun playing with a puppy.

M

When Martian hordes invaded, we fled to the forest.

“What will we do?” sobbed my wife, Lisa.

“I don’t know. Did you grab any food before we left?”

“Just this,” she said, extending three cellophane-wrapped crackers.

“You eat them,” I said.

“No, we’ll share like we always have. Do you want your cracker-and-a half now?”

I declined. I’d save them for tomorrow. Dammit. How the hell am I gonna make it tomorrow on one-and-a-half crackers?

“I wish it was safe enough to make a fire,” Lisa said.

“But it ain’t. Those Martian bastards would be on us in a minute. Did you see all that green muck running from their mouths? Can you imagine what it’s like to be covered with that slime before they eat you?”

“Don’t remind me. It’s bad enough I saw those monsters eating our neighbor’s kids. I’ll never forget it.”

Then out of nowhere, she started to scream.

I had to punch her. She didn’t come to for several minutes. I musta hit her pretty hard. Can’t let myself feel guilty for hitting her. If we’re gonna survive, I gotta have a clear mind. I’m so exhausted after running for miles. I don’t know how long we can last without food and water. Don’t know where we can get any. Ain’t even sure where we are.

“What happened?” she asked, rubbing her jaw.

“You got dizzy and fainted. Your face hit that boulder.”

“My jaw hurts bad. Wish I had some water to take aspirins. Oh, Frank, what are we gonna do?”

“Let’s see if we can find some Morganites.”

“Who’re they?”

“A religious sect. I hear they store lotsa provisions for emergencies. They’re supposed to have lotsa guns, too. Maybe I can get one from them and start fighting back.”

“How are we gonna find them?”

“A guy in a bar told me they paint big Ms on their barns. Tomorrow morning, we’ll start looking for them. I’m sure they’ll share their stuff with us.”

We lay on the ground, covered ourselves with leaves, and spoke in hushed voices. Next thing I knew, it was dawn. I ate my crackers, then woke her.

Continuing our trek through the forest, we found a brook. First water we had in two days. Could’ve been contaminated, but we didn’t care. We might not survive long enough for a bad infection to take hold.

When we finally reached the edge of the forest, Lisa said, “Look! I see a barn! It has a big M painted on the roof!”

“You sure? I can’t see that far without my glasses.”

“I’m positive. Oh, how wonderful!” She started to run toward the barn.

“Wait,” I hollered. “My knee hurts. I can’t keep up.”

“I’ll run ahead and see if anybody’s home,” she yelled.

Though I called out a few times asking her to stop, she didn’t listen. She disappeared in a cornfield.

When I reached the cornfield, I saw the barn roof with the big M. Lisa was right. Good thing her eyesight was better than mine.

I felt hopeful for the first time in two days. Rushing through the cornstalks, I wondered if the Morganites had apple pie. I was dying for something sweet.

Approaching the end of the cornfield, I heard a blood-curdling scream. Peering through the stalks, I saw two Martians pulling Lisa apart and jamming her into their filthy, green dripping mouths.

Horrified, I fled back to the woods.

I didn’t know which was worse: the hunger, depression, or terrible guilt I felt over Lisa’s death. She never would have run to that barn if I hadn’t told her how Morganites marked their buildings.

I had no idea Martians did the same thing.

Nasty Chester

“How do you really feel about me, Chester?” Cindy Sue asked.

Shy Chester wasn’t sure how to answer. But an inner voice told him what to say. “I think you’re the most fabulous woman on this campus. You’re beautiful, extremely intelligent, a fabulous writer. When I see you in Creative Writing, my heart pounds, and hot lava races through my veins.”

Chester’s outpouring of verbal love electrified Cindy Sue’s soul. Overwhelmed with passion, she opened herself to him.

Chester sighed deeply. His daydreams were out of control again. If only I could walk with her after class I’d have a chance to articulate my feelings. But her nasty-looking boyfriend prevents any possibility of realizing my dreams. The bastard waits for her outside the classroom every damn day. How the hell am I ever gonna talk to her when King Kong hogs her time? Doesn’t he ever get the flu? Doesn’t he ever fall and break his neck, or crash his car into a pole?

The voice told Chester, “There’s only one way to get what you want… kill Kong.”

He chided the voice for suggesting such an immoral, illegal, but fabulously delicious idea.

Every day, the voice urged Chester to take action. Soon, the idea of nudging Cindy Sue’s boyfriend into eternity seemed logical, reasonable, necessary.

One day after class, he stalked them. They lunched in the student lounge, then strolled to the parking garage. When they entered a pickup truck, they kissed.

“You should be in that truck kissing her,” the voice said. “I’ll bet they’re gonna do more than just kiss. Yep. I was right. Look–the truck’s jiggling.”

The sight sickened Chester. He regurgitated, then and ran from the garage.

The voice gave Chester lots of ideas on how to kill Kong. Chester got so desperate he acted on one of them. However, he didn’t count on Cindy Sue being with her boyfriend when the pickup’s brakes gave way. The truck sailed over a cliff.

With Cindy Sue gone, Chester nearly died from grief. He cursed the voice.

Cops interviewed every member of the Creative Writing class. They spent extra time with Chester when he slipped and said he loved Cindy Sue.

“Did you do something to the truck, Chester?” a detective asked, searching Chester’s eyes. “Maybe to get rid of her boyfriend? To have her all to yourself?”

“Me? Kill somebody? Oh no, sir. I couldn’t kill a fly.”

“But you did time in the State Boys’ School for killing things.”

“I got cured while I was there. Dr. Manning said so.”

“Are you really cured, Chester?”

“Yes, sir. I’ll never strangle puppies again.”

The interview shook Chester to the core. That detective’s sharp. I think he’s on to me. I’ll get the gas chamber for sure. I gotta hide somewhere.

The voice suggested dozens of hiding places.

Taking the voice’s advice, Chester ran to the cemetery at midnight and opened Cindy Sue’s grave.

“Hi, Cindy Sue,” he whispered, swinging open the coffin lid. “It’s me–Chester. We sit across from each other in Creative Writing. Would you like a Tic Tac?”

He thought she nodded. The voice confirmed it.

Climbing into the coffin, he lay on top of her. Embracing her tightly, he kissed her cold, fetid lips, and passed the mint from his tongue to hers.

“Hope you don’t mind that I’m so sweaty,” he said. “The lid’s so heavy. Feels like it weighs a thousand pounds. It was harder to open than I thought.”

After more passionate kisses, he confessed his deep yearnings.

“But I’m not eighteen yet, Chester,” she seemed to say. “I’m jail bait.”

The voice whispered, “Tell her nobody will ever find out.”

“Who’s gonna know?” Chester asked, holding her tighter. “I won’t tell if you don’t.”

He thought she giggled.

“This beats the gas chamber any day,” he said, reaching up to close the lid.

Dreamscape

I had crashed my car in the desert while on the way to my sister’s wedding. I had swerved to miss a moose in the road and crashed into a cactus on the roadside. In the back of my mind I felt that something was fundamentally wrong with that scenario, but the important thing was that I find help.

A sign nearby advertised a repair shop. I couldn’t read the letters on it, but it had a picture of my car crashed into a cactus next to a picture of my father with a wrench, so it must be for a repair shop. I started walking up the road in the direction the sign pointed.

As I was walking a car pulled up beside me. It was a green station wagon with wooden sides, just like the one my grandmother drove. The driver was a short, balding man, whom I was sure was a famous comedian whose name escaped me. The passenger was a blonde supermodel type, who smiled invitingly at me. They offered to drive me to the repair shop, though I hadn’t said where I was going. I climbed into the back seat.

After we’d been driving a while the supermodel turned and looked over the back of the seat at me. Her eyes were a pearlescent sky-blue with no pupils, and her mouth was full of serrated shark’s teeth. It was obvious now that I was being abducted by aliens. She leapt at me but I caught her easily; she didn’t seem to have any weight at all. I threw her out the window, which I couldn’t remember having been open before that point. She bounced lightly along the road behind us, like a balloon caught in a breeze.

The driver turned to me and howled. He was orange and his eyes were on stalks, but otherwise he looked the same. I climbed into the front seat next to him and we began to fight over the wheel. We swerved wildly around the fortunately deserted road. Suddenly a voice came from the back seat.

“You know,” said the supermodel, who was somehow back in the car, “with all the possible ways for life to evolve on other planets it seems very strange that there would be humanoid aliens at all. Something just seems off about that.”

“I agree,” said the driver, who was somehow talking calmly and howling at the same time, “I always hate it when sci-fi stories use humanoid aliens; only the human mind could be egocentric enough to assume that aliens look like humans.”

“This whole day has been off, actually,” said myself, or a copy thereof, sitting in back next to the shark-toothed supermodel. “I don’t even have a sister, so why was I driving to her wedding?”

I looked around confused. Though we were still wrestling over the wheel, the car was no longer swerving. It was driving straight down the road at a leisurely pace. We passed the moose standing by the side of the road. It shrugged, as if to say it didn’t understand what was going on either.

“What we’re trying to say,” the howling, stalk-eyed driver said, “is that if you meet two humanoid aliens, then you must be dreaming…”

“… and the real alien already has my mind!” copy-me finished.

I awoke screaming on a metal table. A reddish-purple, cylindrical creature shambled over to me on a dozen interconnected legs. In one claw it held an unrecognizable device, which it held near my face. There was a hiss of gas and then I was falling through a pearly, sky-blue mist.

I was driving through the desert on the way to my sister’s wedding. Suddenly, a moose ran in front of me.

Breaking Point

I’ve always said I’d do something like this. Again and again the words would spew from my despicable maw, promises broken like the heart that produced the lukewarm sentiment behind them. I always just wanted to be hailed. Sure it sounds conceited, crazy even. But really, is it so crazy? Is it so crazy that just once in my life I want people to say “You’re awesome”? I guess it’s too late now…

And then a bullet went through Brian’s skull. He wasn’t the one who fired it.

Forty Years On

At twenty-one, forty years seems such a long time. Today Percy looked back on it as it were a heartbeat. This was the night–New Year’s Eve–forty years on. Surely it could not be.

“E’hem, Sir?” said his P.A. “Your wife on the phone.”

“Thank you, Harley… Elizabeth, darling…Yes, everything’s fine… No, no, you enjoy yourself. I just wanted to say Happy New Year… I know it’s not but I’m going out and… Of course, I won’t keep you… Give my love to…” and she’d gone and his life seemed as shallow as she.

He’d had it all just the way he wanted, married the debutante, been a great business success, wealth, power, women… Sir Percival Brunt looked at his greying temples and still finely chiseled features. Any other man would be counting his blessings but not he, for this was the night–forty years on.

In terms of the old calendar, Halloween used to be the final night of the old financial year when all debts must be cleared, all remunerations paid. Well, plain Percy Brunt might have made certain agreements but Sir Percival Brunt of Allingham had no intention of honouring them and he thought he knew a way out.

Dining at his club with a few business acquaintances seemed an ideal antidote to apprehension.

“Telephone, Sir,” interrupted Harley, “Gentleman wouldn’t give a name.”

“In that case, Harley, I am unavailable.”

“Very good, Sir.” Harley was the best man he’d ever had. He would handle it.

Dinner was unexceptional but a jovial affair and the port was always good. Percy felt its warm, affirming glow. “To good port and prosperity,” he offered and the others quaffed.

“Begging your pardon, Sir, but the gentleman says he needs to speak with you and that you know him from some time back.”

“His name?”

“He won’t give it, Sir.”

“Then I will not speak with him, Harley. Will you make that clearly understood?”

“Yes, Sir. Of course, Sir.”

“Can’t understand it,” he said to the others, “One can usually rely on Harley.”

The clock struck eleven. Percy’s heart raced. “Well, I must be off,” he told his companions.

“Off where, Percy?”

“Will you not see the New Year in with us?”

“No, I have other plans,” he said.

One of them tapped his nose. “Ah! While the wife’s away… eh?”

“Something like that,” said Percy.

There were handshakes all round and Percy left the club with Harley.

“The gentleman who phoned, Harley… How did he know I was at the club and not at home?”

“I thought of that myself, Sir, and I hope I didn’t do wrong but I took the liberty of asking.”

“And?”

“The gentleman said he knew where you were at all times and that he’d see you later.”

Percy quickened his step. The warmth of the port had gone, the camaraderie was quite dispelled and the night air clung to his very bones. He felt clammy.

Walking through the city streets should have been familiar and comforting but everywhere they passed there seemed to be a telephone ringing and his imaginings now told him that all the calls were for himself alone.

“Are we in a hurry, Sir?” asked Harley practically running behind.

“Yes, damn it, I have to be somewhere.”

They were headed away from home.

“May I ask, Sir, where we are going in such haste?”

“Church, Harley.”

“Really, Sir?”

“Midnight Mass.”

“I didn’t know you were a praying man, Sir,” remarked Harley and for the first time there was something scathing in his tone.

They were nearly at the church gates when the last thing Percy expected happened. Midnight struck.

Harley sprang in front of him, barring his entrance. “You must have mistaken the time, Sir.”

“Please, I must go in. Sanctuary… You don’t know what’s at stake!”

“Ah, but I do. It’s too late, Percy,” Harley said. “If you wanted to plead for your life, you should have spoken to me earlier.”

December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas, Brother

You may remember me from a few years ago. I’ve been away for quite some time, but rest assured that I am back. Remember the days we used to spend together, watching cartoons and playing with your pet hamster? Or the nights we used to spend together, cuddling in front of the fireplace after Mom and Dad went to sleep. Those were the days. Remember that one night, when we were fifteen, when you got cold and came into my bedroom? You asked if you could sleep in my bed, your reasoning being that our combined body heat would help fend off the chilly winter air. You put your arm around me, and I was okay with that because you were my brother and I loved you, perhaps more than a sister should love her brother. But then you grabbed my chest, and I was not okay with that. I told you to stop, but you just squeezed tighter. I tried to push you off, but you overpowered me. You pulled off my clothes, Danny, and you raped me. You fucking raped me. I loved you, and you fucked it all up. Remember the next day, when Mom came home from work, how she found me in the bathtub naked, buried in pain pills and covered in the vodka I stole from the cupboard? Remember how they asked you what happened, and you said the music I listened to probably influenced me to kill myself? Remember a week later, when you met that girl at the roller rink? Do you remember what happened to her? She overdosed on pain pills and vodka. I overdosed on pain pills and vodka. Guess what I got you for Christmas, Danny.

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