The Cutest Thing
Henry had expected to see their neighbor Chrissie still holed up in bed and incapacitated by her grief when he came to see her, but to his surprise, she met him at the door herself. “Henry! It’s so nice of you to drop by!” She was even dressed in a sunny yellow dress that seemed to go with her current disposition. He could not believe that just a few hours before the only thing she could do was wail about her husband (“That unfaithful jackass!”) and that woman (“That husband-stealing bitch!”), and her plans for the future (“I’m going to stay in this bed until I die!”).
“I see you’re fine now,” he said. He hesitated before he gave her the box that contained the chocolate cake his wife had baked, supposedly to help comfort her. She did not seem to need it now.
“Never better!” she said brightly as she took the cake box from his hands. “Oh, you just have to see what I bought today, Henry. I’m sure James will love it!”
With surprising energy she dragged him towards the living room. On a table in one corner of the room sat a small cage, hidden from the light that streamed in through the windows. Smiling, she nudged him toward it. He peered inside.
He let out the breath he did not know he was holding when he saw what it was. At first he thought it was nothing more than a ball of white fluff, but when it uncurled itself, he saw it seemed to be a sort of hamster; an entirely white one, except for its small pink ears. Its large, black-button eyes looked up at him with such an expression of utmost sweetness and love that he had to agree that the thing was the most adorable creature he had ever seen in his entire life.
“His name is Hammie,” Chrissie said. “Isn’t he the cutest thing?”
He decided to ignore the lack of imagination of the name, and went on smiling at the little hamster. “You bought this for James?” he said. “Then you’ve forgiven him?”
“I invited him and Miss Hope for dinner tonight, actually,” Chrissie said. Her smile widened. “Hey, would you like to try feeding Hammie?”
Something in her tone made him look up. There was a hard glint in her eyes as she stared at him up and down, her expression not unlike his wife’s while she eyed a slab of meat on display at the supermarket.
“I have to go,” he stammered. “Beth’s waiting for me, and–”
Henry looked at the animal in the cage, and saw that the sweet, adorable expression on its face had disappeared completely. It was replaced with a look similar to the one on Chrissie’s face now, but more intent, and… hungry.
“Oh, it won’t take long,” Chrissie said. She opened the latch on the cage. “We just need to let Hammie out of the cage, and then…”
Henry ran from the room as fast as his legs could take him, unable to stand the sight of Chrissie standing beside the open cage with a grin that split her face from ear to ear, and the hamster poised on top of its cage, baring its two front teeth, larger than any teeth he had ever seen on an animal before.
“Honey, a terrible thing happened next door!”
The next morning, Henry woke to the sound of his wife screaming. “James is dead,” she said, “and so is that woman, you know, Hope? They found the bodies this morning.
“Chrissie is nowhere to be found, too,” she went on without waiting for him to respond. “The police don’t know what happened, but they’re always useless. But it was terrible, really terrible!”
Henry still did not speak. He couldn’t.
“It seems James and that woman were both gnawed to death. It was the strangest thing. Hey, are you all right, honey? Why are you so pale? Honey? Honey?”
