The Little Repairmen
It all starts when your alarm clock breaks. It’s a cheap one, so you don’t bother with repairing it and just replace it. You don’t throw it away, just because you’re quite thrifty, or because it served you for so long. Anyway, you put it in a closet and forget about it.
Then, some weeks later you are cleaning your apartment and stumble on the clock, ticking as if nothing ever happened to it. You check the alarm mechanism and it works perfectly as well. However, it no longer plays a nice melody, screeching like a bat instead. You wonder how the hell it started to work all of a sudden, but it doesn’t keep your mind for a long time. Since you already bought yourself a new alarm clock, you just throw the thing away with the rest of the garbage.
A month later your old TV set gets borked. You’ve been so busy lately and so tired by the evening, you don’t call the repairer for a few days. Then one day you come home and hear the static noise from the TV room. Yes, it’s your TV, working. You switch some channels and it shows them good. However, sometimes it switches channels randomly against your will, or the sound distorts, but it’s rare and okay–since you didn’t have to pay for a repair. You’re amused and scared a little, but shrug it off as one of those things you just can’t explain. The old clock doesn’t come to your mind yet.
One morning your refrigerator is all leaky. It’s dead. It’s Friday, and your fridge is almost empty, so you decide to call for repair on the weekend. Actually you remember how your TV returned to life, so you hope that when you come back from work your freezer will be alright.
It’s not, however. But as you get up that night for a cup of water, you freeze in a mix of fear and wonder. Your fridge door is open and the little lamp inside shines brightly. That might be okay if there were no shadows of the little men walking on the shelves of the freezer, wielding what appear to be little screwdrivers and other tools. You see that for just a few seconds and then the fridge door shuts loudly. You stand there for a minute and open the door then. The refrigerator is empty, of course. And it works now, miraculously.
You could tell yourself that you had a hallucination, but you know it’s not true. And the fridge does work. Well, sometimes it shakes violently in the night, and sometimes your food smells strange, but the smell is so vague you learn not to notice it at all after a few days.
You decide not to tell anyone. Of course you will just get laughed at. And maybe those little useful men will go away if you tell someone. You don’t want that, since that old junk you got with the apartment is starting to fail you. Yes, they don’t seem to make stuff back into mint condition, but still–it’s free repair!
You enjoy these free repairs as other things (like a pipe, or an electrical outlet) break and get repaired in a day or a few.
Then you catch a bad cold and are confined to your bed. The TV quickly gets boring so you resort to your favorite radio station. You couldn’t do that without those little repairmen, since the radio went dead right before you got sick. You thank them, wondering if they can hear you.
You fall asleep and when you wake up in the middle of that night, you can’t move. As your eyes adapt to the darkness, you see little men standing on your chest. They’re not very small, like you thought, about eight inches high. And one of them holds a very big drill in his hands.
You can’t even scream as you watch yourself being fixed.
