Killer Ride
“I heard a dude got his head cut off on this ride,” my older brother, Bill, said.
“Naw,” his girlfriend, Tara, replied. “That happened at another park, not here.”
The line edged forward.
“How long have we been standing here?” I asked.
“‘Bout an hour,” Bill said and kissed Tara. She squealed and hugged the giant, stuffed dragon he’d won for her.
“Exactly an hour and twenty-eight minutes,” said an old dude behind me. He wore a T-shirt that read THRILL FREAK. “But it’s worth it. The Rocket Socket is the tallest and fastest roto-drop in North America. You fall at seventy-five miles per hour. Man, it’s a freakin’ killer ride.”
An attendant opened the gate, finally letting us past.
Tara pointed to the first pair of seats on one side of the triangle-shaped column. “Me and Bill will sit there. You don’t mind sitting alone on the other side, do ya, Troy?”
She bent over to place the toy dragon into a storage bin. Her shorts, already tight, edged higher. She stayed like that for a moment, her bottom swaying. I turned and climbed into my seat. When the attendant came by to check the shoulder belt, I had my hands crossed in my lap.
“Ya gotta close the lock, man, or…” He paused, noticing the bulge in my cutoffs. He made a face. “Freakin’ thrillies. Buncha sickos getcha rocks off on a stupid ride. Just make sure the lock is closed, ‘kay, dude?”
“Hey,” I called after him. “It ain’t like that. I ain’t no weird–”
Oh! The sudden g-forces shoved me into the hard plastic seat as the ride shot into the air. The skin on my face pulled taut, my teeth went numb. I gripped the padded bar across my lap as the shoulder straps cut into my chest.
The ride jarred to a halt near the top. Blood thrummed in my ears as we hung suspended in midair. My breath came in short, erratic bursts; I thought I might puke. Then, I noticed a hand gripping my bare leg.
Hadn’t I been sitting alone?
I turned my head to stare at the girl beside me. She might have been pretty once, with rosy cheeks and long blond hair. Now, her eyes bulged from their sockets, her black tongue protruded past blue lips. But that wasn’t the weirdest part. I realized that I could see the stars shining through her translucent skin.
She screamed as the brakes released and we plummeted with bone-melting speed. I watched as the V of her shoulder belts sliced through her neck.
The ride came to a stop again, before rocketing back up. Enough time for her head to topple from her shoulders and land in my lap.
She never stopped screaming. The head rolled like a basketball on my legs until she stared up at me. Foam coated her lips; tears streamed out of her eyes in muddy rivers of mascara.
I kicked my legs and strained against the padded bar, desperate to get her off me.
The head left my lap at almost the same time as the lock opened. The ride descended, reaching its full speed. I tumbled out and smacked into the pavement–just seconds before the seats stopped on the platform.
“I heard a dude was decapitated on this ride,” called a voice.
Not a dude, I want to correct him. A chick, man, a chick.
“No way, that’s just an urban legend,” replied someone else before Tara started screaming my name.
