Pluck
More than botanic because of gene manipulation gone wrong, it beat ten thousand tiny hearts and invaded walls to eat. Cockroach meals and wood and mold between studs of one home, and then ten homes, and then a thousand homes. It sanitized inside walls for better human inhabitant health and grew undetected for years.
Young Billy, home from school with a fever, saw the first thorn poke through the sky-blue paint of his wall. Almost too small to see, he thought he imagined it because of his fever. His warm hand reached to test and felt a slight pluck at his skin. Billy looked at his fingertip and saw a spot of blood. Strangely the blood felt really good. He wanted more. He pressed his finger back on the thorn. His eyes rolled back and he grinned a really happy smile.
“Billy?” His mother leaned through the open door to look for her son. “Where’d you go?” Just inside the doorway she noticed a thorn poking through the wall just above the light switch. She touched it and felt it pluck her finger. She liked how that felt. She put her finger back against the thorn. She smiled and leaned against the wall, happy.
Joe the UPS delivery man rang the doorbell a third time. The package required a signature. Inside he could see a TV playing. The car was in the driveway, but nobody came to the door. Joe decided to be generous so he left the package on the front step. On his way back to his truck he didn’t see a thorn poke through the stucco just above the doorbell.
After his last delivery for the day, Joe drove out of the neighborhood. At the last stop sign before County Road he noticed a man watering his lawn. Something appeared to be wrong. Joe let the engine idle and watched. The man leaned against the wall of his garage, his hose in one hand spraying the lawn. But the hose wasn’t moving and the man held his other hand to the wall, one finger raised as if he were killing an ant. Joe noticed the man had an almost idiotic grin on his face.
The man suddenly collapsed like a punctured balloon, the hose fell to the grass, the flat deflated man hung by one finger from the garage all. Then, quick as a wink, the deflated man was sucked into the wall at the point where his finger touched. Joe felt himself shudder and muttered, “Jesus Christ!”
Joe felt the sudden need to depart the neighborhood. He pulled through the stop sign and heard all four tires blow out. His truck lurched and stopped. Joe undid his seatbelt and jumped out. He was afraid and wanted to run but something punctured his shoe. Joe remembered the man deflating, but strangely didn’t feel afraid. In fact he felt good, really good. So good he began to smile.
