The Strange Disappearance of Simon Soght
Lights glared along the highway, reflecting off the wet road surface and making everything blur into a yellow fug of unreality. Simon was tired. He wasn’t near his quota. Damned buyers weren’t buying. This was no kind of life! Dead-beat salesman in a dead-end job…
The radio music faded into static and attempts to retune were unsuccessful.
“Damned thing!”
He switched it off and shrugged, changed position, rubbed his neck, felt in his pocket for sweets, gum, anything. He found only fluff so he took the next junction heading for the Café & Donut. Susan would be wondering why he was so late. He could call from there, tell her to keep supper warm. The Café & Donut was closed.
“Well, I gotta have something,” he said.
Further on he could see a Drive Thru sign. It looked fairly close though he’d never noticed it before. He hated those places but the thought of a coffee–any coffee–and a burger was better than driving on empty so he made for that. It was off the main drag. He made a turn, then a second, a third. Didn’t have a clue where he was but he could see the sign. Getting to it was another bag of cats. A Drive Thru in the middle of nowhere, it seemed. Didn’t make sense, but he finally got there.
The pale man in the kiosk didn’t say a word, just took the order and then the money, handed over the food and turned back to his TV screen, which Simon noticed was showing nothing but static. No signal on his phone, either…
He pulled out and drove a little way away, pulled in and parked. Simon took the lid off the coffee. It wasn’t even very hot and if they’d put any coffee in, he couldn’t taste it. And the food–if you could call it food; he sank his teeth in, chewed, swallowed. The burger had no discernable taste. It was vapid. The texture was uniform throughout, the bun indistinguishable from the meat, the onion, the cheese; the pickle had no sting of vinegar. He’d have driven back to complain but looking in that direction, he could no longer see the lights that had led him there. Besides, he wanted to be on his way, and hunger compelled him to eat. Trouble was, when he finished he didn’t feel any less hungry. He phoned Susan. But somehow, by the time he got home, he’d lost his appetite.
The next day, Simon Soght had lost his voice–working too hard, his wife nagged. “What you need is a holiday. You don’t eat proper, you don’t sleep. You never have time for me and the kids any more, Simon Soght. Why, half the time you might as well not be here.”
He looked a little greyer that weekend: off-color, according to his wife. By Sunday morning he was ever so slightly transparent.
“You need to see a doctor, Simon,” his wife said.
On Monday his left arm disappeared completely. The doctor said he couldn’t find anything–said he was at a loss.
By Tuesday Simon was a shadow of his former self, unable to affect anything around him. He could no longer hear his wife’s prognostications nor respond to them.
There was no funeral for Simon Soght. There was nothing to bury. He hadn’t died. He had simply ceased to exist. In the pocket of his suit his wife found a faded receipt:
Dead-End Drive Thru
1 latte
1 ghost burger
to go
