MicroHorror

While you’ll see all shapes and sizes, the rounder ones provide a large, uniform canvas. You’ll want one in good condition that can stand up on its own; avoid bruised or discolored skin. At home in the garage, sever its carotid artery (found in the neck). Allow fifteen seconds for it to lose consciousness as the blood drains. Next, as you scrape the insides clean of guts, I recommend a durable, polished aluminum ice cream scoop that fits comfortably in your hand–it will go a long way towards preventing carpal tunnel. Now you’re ready to carve your masterpiece!