Business is Murder
He slid on his iconic mask again. It still fit after all these years. He’s not as spry as he used to be, but his spirit is still there. His town’s funds are running low again. The factory is about to go under again. It’s time to go to work, he decided.
Thirty years ago he killed fifteen teenagers in one night. The media coverage was the best thing that ever happened to sleepy Shadybrook, Kentucky. The town’s notoriety exploded across the nation.
Before long it was a tourist trap and a hotbed for dumb kids that wanted to tempt fate while blowing their hard-earned summer job money on overpriced “I Survived Shadybrook” knickknacks.
Retiring was easy. The town was thriving and he could resume his post as sheriff. Unfortunately the tourism has slowed. The only silver lining is camping has become popular in the state park again.
He removed his favorite ax and Old Trusty–his butcher knife–from the sheriff vehicle. He couldn’t help but swell with pride as he stepped into the woods. He was off to save the town again.

Loved this story! I’ll make sure I lock the trailer when I
take the family camping this year!
Comment by Bob Eccles — April 1, 2009 @ 3:06 pm
Thank you very much. Just be sure to bring the first aid kit and you should be fine.
Comment by BrianBarnett — April 2, 2009 @ 8:15 am
A heck of a way to drum up the tourist trade!
Comment by Oonah V Joslin — April 3, 2009 @ 7:00 pm
Yes, perhaps to “scare up” some money… yeah, that was bad. I’ll stop now.
Comment by BrianBarnett — April 6, 2009 @ 10:22 am
That was awesome! Thanks!
Comment by drscottrocks — April 7, 2009 @ 7:03 pm
Thank you very much. This story seems to be getting more attention than any of the others I’ve written thus far.
Comment by BrianBarnett — April 8, 2009 @ 10:25 am