The Show Must Go On
The tour bus careened off the highway and into a tree. The three band members slowly climbed to their feet. The driver’s head was crushed by the oak tree that shredded through the front of the bus. The smell of gasoline and antifreeze was overpowering.
The three band members observed each other in horror. Two were missing heads and one had an arm off. The bassist and lead singer traded heads after realizing their initial error. The drummer reattached his arm. He looked at the driver and said, “I sure hope somebody comes by with a truck for the gear.”