MicroHorror

After a long day in the field, Marty sat in his recliner to watch the local news by the fireplace. Wind rattled the window. He leaned in the chair to check the scarecrow. It must have been blown off its stand. He let out a frustrated sigh and walked out to the field.

He stabbed it onto the post again and returned to his recliner.

The wind blew another powerful gust. The scarecrow was in a heap again. Again, he angrily trudged outside. The scarecrow irritably sprang to life and impaled Marty with the post. Now he enjoys the recliner.