Are You Afraid of Ghosts?
Are you afraid of ghosts?
If you are, I have a tip for you: move into the spookiest house you can find. Ghosts are just like regular people. They don’t like rats. They don’t like bats. They don’t like spiders. They don’t like cobwebs. They don’t like the dark.
A house like this is absolutely perfect for ghosts. It’s clean. It’s well lit. It has all the modern conveniences. I’ve been living here for five years, and I’ve never been happier.
You must be the new owner.
My name is Terry.
I was murdered in this very kitchen.
BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!