Party Animal
The problem with zombies is that they don’t make good drinking buddies. They’re already dead so they don’t have a stomach to hold the beer in. It just goes right through them, making a hell of a mess on the living room carpet. Takes ages to clean up. So I’ve decided to hang around with werewolves instead. Sure, they have fleas and ticks, but at least they try to keep the mess to a minimum when the party is over.
