MicroHorror

I’ve been blogging for a while. I’ve gotten sites to add my link to their blogroll. I add pictures, stories–yet I’ve failed in drawing in the number of viewers I’d like.

So I researched. What do you people like? Then it struck me–reality TV is big now. Add some audience interaction and watch those ratings soar!

It works for TV, it’ll work for my blog. Therefore, I will now be bringing you interactive reality every week. Here’s how you can be a part of it:

Everyone visiting my site is being tracked to determine where their IP signal is coming from. Once the actual address is pinned down, I will add it to the hat. Once a week I will pull an address, then I will visit the lucky winner.

I will, by any means necessary, remove one person (actual viewer, a family member, friend, co-worker, we just don’t know!) from that address. That person will be transported to a secret location. For the next week the captive will be subjected to the most vile and imaginative tortures available to me- all to be witnessed via live video feed by free viewers! Fridays will be execution day, and the captive’s body will be left for discovery and disposal by animals or whoever may come across the corpse.

It can’t fail!

Because someone out there thinks this is just another story. They will tell someone about this site and that someone will visit. Once the live feed starts, word will spread like a virus and more will log on, wanting to judge for themselves how real this is.

Everyone will play.

As you are reading this, you are being traced. Those reading this must realize that after this was posted, I could have added the first address, I may have even pulled the first address. I may have pulled your address. I may be outside your home right now, picking a lock, opening a window, slinking up your hallway, looking over your shoulder as you read this.

Your entry has been received. Thank you for playing and good luck!