The Competitor
“Hey, it’s late!” chided his wife from the kitchen. “Better catch some sleep. You’ve got some serious competition in that writing contest tomorrow.”
Jerry stuffed the bloody axe into his golf bag in the hall closet, using his stocking cap to cover the crimson blade. He called over his shoulder, “What competition?”

Short, sick and funny. Great job.
Comment by chrisallinotte — November 10, 2009 @ 10:36 pm