How Zombies Saved the Planet
At first, we had some problems… sure. Zombies are like that. But while everyone was busy fleeing in terror; we almost missed that the undead were our solution to global warming. Ever seen a zombie get tired? A little bait and the bastards walk forever. Completely renewable energy.
We have zombie carriages, zombie treadmill generators and the slow–but dependable–zombie freight trains. You just can’t beat that carbon footprint. If they get out? Well, then we lose some stupid ones and gain some extra cogs for Zombco Motors™. Everyone wins.
Great Story.That is if the site was made for funny stories!this was not scary but im not saying it was not good.I enjoyed the story but i think you should have written something scary for your entry
Comment by Harley M. — August 29, 2010 @ 5:20 pm
Glad you liked it Harley! The site admin when he published this mentioned that he thought it was like ‘fido.’ Feel free to visit my website to see what I’m working on currently, and I will keep trying to write stuff that makes you laugh, or cringe or say F*** Yeah!
Comment by J.M. Perkins — May 15, 2011 @ 10:39 pm