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September 10, 2008

How Zombies Saved the Planet

At first, we had some problems… sure. Zombies are like that. But while everyone was busy fleeing in terror; we almost missed that the undead were our solution to global warming. Ever seen a zombie get tired? A little bait and the bastards walk forever. Completely renewable energy.

We have zombie carriages, zombie treadmill generators and the slow–but dependable–zombie freight trains. You just can’t beat that carbon footprint. If they get out? Well, then we lose some stupid ones and gain some extra cogs for Zombco Motors™. Everyone wins.

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