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Yes, sir, how may I help you?

I’m moving and need to cancel my subscription to the Daily Wall.

We do deliver outside of our normal circulation for a small fee. Where are you moving to?

Do you deliver to Hell?

Yes, but only the editorial, and the funnies on Sunday.

…and though the shotgun blast rang straight down the phone line, was heard for blocks, and made a definite impression on the wall, he never got to read the headlines.