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Suicide is more difficult than most people think. (Plank J goes perpendicular to Plank C; screw in the angle bracket. Got it.) If you screw up slicing your wrist, you’ll only cut the tendon. Try to shoot yourself in the head, you could be paralyzed but aware for years. (Where did I put that screwdriver?) No, you’ve got to be careful and do it right the first time. (Double-check the directions. This is B here, not H, right?) That’s why I was so glad to find this kit. Once it’s all done, all I have to do is put my head through the hole, pull the cord, and the blade will slice right through. I love Swedish engineering. (Assembly A ought to fit in these grooves here… perfect.) Too bad I’ll only get to use it once.