Freak Show
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, step right up and see the Freak Show! Marvel in wonder and delight at the twisted monstrosities behind this very curtain! Nature’s most horrifying mistakes crawl out of the darkness and parade their misshapen forms before your gaze. Step forward! You will see the hideous, the grotesque, the gruesome, that which was not meant to be! See the–I’m sorry? How much does it cost? Oh, no, you misunderstand me, child. You see, you’re already inside.