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October 4, 2007

Halloween Rules

1. When using fangs, drink blood. No flesh eating in the lobby area.
2. Live bats are OK, dead bats belong at home.
3. When communicating with the dead, keep your voice down.
4. We’ve provided displays of garbage, complete with flies and maggots. Please respect the organizers’ work.
5. You are entitled to one brain, two eyeballs, five fingers or five toes. Be courteous, taking only your share.
6. During the games we’ll cut off limbs. If it looks like you won’t get a limb cut off, let us know.
7. Our goal is to be fair to everyone.

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