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April 5, 2010

Social Media for the Undead

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-OMG, just totally killed my brother.

TK
-Ha, he coming back to life?

J2thamx
-What?

TK
-Did you drink too deep?

J2thamx
-What?

TK
-Don’t drink too deep when you bite.

J2thamx
-No, didn’t bite him.

TK
-R U vampire?

J2thamx
-Zombie.

TK
-Who else is here? Anyone know J2thamax?

AMX
-N.

Sodaspring3
-N.

Cutncrust
-N. Zombie fkr. Wot he doin here?

TK
-J2thamax: get urslf 2 Zerolife: that’s a zombie spot

J2thamx
-Brother is a vampire.

AMX
-What?

J2thamx
-Alex, he’s a vampire. I’m a zombie. Zerolife won’t know what to do.

Sodaspring3
-No real names.

TK
-He’s killed? Staked?

J2thamx
-Garlic. Garlic bread with our pizza, forgot to tell him. Wot 2 do?

Cutncrust
-Zombie fkr get offline.

AMX
-Garlic? Give him a wash.

J2thamax
-Doing that now. Deep bath. Nothing.

Sodaspring3
-And colonic.

Cutncrust
-Get offline zombie fkr.

TK
-You in bathroom? How r u online?

J2thamax
-Phone.

Sodaspring3
-LOL

AMX
-Got a computer in bathroom? Zombies are weird.

J2thamax
-Not computer. Phone.

TK
-Internet on a phone?

J2thamax
-Where have you been? Everyone does the net on their phone. I think I need vampire blood for Alex.

Sodaspring3
-No real names.

Sodaspring3
-Wot kind of fone u got?

J2thamax
-Blackberry.

Sodaspring3
-LOL. Funny colour 4 a fone.

J2thamax
-Screw this. I’m gonna bite Alex.

Sodaspring3
-No real names.

TK
-No. Don’t bite him.

J2thamax
-Gotta save him.

TK
-Bad. Zombie bites vampire.

Sodaspring3
-Keep away from him.

Cutncrust
-Cut out this freakshow.

TK
-Where u at?

Cutncrust
-Don’t anyone go.

TK
-Fellow vampire. Gotta save him.

Sodaspring3
-I’ll go. Wot’s address?

TK
-Where are you? We’ll come fix him.

TK
-J2thamax? Where u at?

J2thamax
-It’s done.

TK
-Done?

J2thamax
-He’s towelling himself down now.

Cutncrust
-Zombie fkr. I’m gonna tear ur head off.

J2thamax
-2 of us now. Just u try.

[end session]

8 Comments »

  1. Really loved this! Man, that caught the the tone perfectly.

    Comment by antongully — April 6, 2010 @ 4:27 am

  2. the concept,the characters,the dialogue,loved the whole goddamn thing. awesome
    .

    Comment by roy — April 6, 2010 @ 7:09 am

  3. Thanks – I appreciate the comments. Glad you enjoyed.

    Comment by Sean Monaghan — April 6, 2010 @ 4:26 pm

  4. V T in Chee – ;) no real names…

    Comment by Oonah V Joslin — April 8, 2010 @ 10:56 am

  5. The thought of a zombie txting on a cell in a bathroom while his brother vampire is dying from garlic bread exposure is HILARIOUS. Zombies rule! Brilliant.

    Comment by Jodi MacArthur — April 8, 2010 @ 3:01 pm

  6. Thanks everyone. I’m stoked you like it.

    Comment by Sean Monaghan — April 11, 2010 @ 11:50 pm

  7. lol that funnnyyy good job!!!!!

    Comment by H.O.M — July 1, 2010 @ 8:24 am

  8. hey just asking, how do i search for your other stories?

    Comment by H.O.M — July 1, 2010 @ 8:25 am

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