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J2thamx
-OMG, just totally killed my brother.
TK
-Ha, he coming back to life?
J2thamx
-What?
TK
-Did you drink too deep?
J2thamx
-What?
TK
-Don’t drink too deep when you bite.
J2thamx
-No, didn’t bite him.
TK
-R U vampire?
J2thamx
-Zombie.
TK
-Who else is here? Anyone know J2thamax?
AMX
-N.
Sodaspring3
-N.
Cutncrust
-N. Zombie fkr. Wot he doin here?
TK
-J2thamax: get urslf 2 Zerolife: that’s a zombie spot
J2thamx
-Brother is a vampire.
AMX
-What?
J2thamx
-Alex, he’s a vampire. I’m a zombie. Zerolife won’t know what to do.
Sodaspring3
-No real names.
TK
-He’s killed? Staked?
J2thamx
-Garlic. Garlic bread with our pizza, forgot to tell him. Wot 2 do?
Cutncrust
-Zombie fkr get offline.
AMX
-Garlic? Give him a wash.
J2thamax
-Doing that now. Deep bath. Nothing.
Sodaspring3
-And colonic.
Cutncrust
-Get offline zombie fkr.
TK
-You in bathroom? How r u online?
J2thamax
-Phone.
Sodaspring3
-LOL
AMX
-Got a computer in bathroom? Zombies are weird.
J2thamax
-Not computer. Phone.
TK
-Internet on a phone?
J2thamax
-Where have you been? Everyone does the net on their phone. I think I need vampire blood for Alex.
Sodaspring3
-No real names.
Sodaspring3
-Wot kind of fone u got?
J2thamax
-Blackberry.
Sodaspring3
-LOL. Funny colour 4 a fone.
J2thamax
-Screw this. I’m gonna bite Alex.
Sodaspring3
-No real names.
TK
-No. Don’t bite him.
J2thamax
-Gotta save him.
TK
-Bad. Zombie bites vampire.
Sodaspring3
-Keep away from him.
Cutncrust
-Cut out this freakshow.
TK
-Where u at?
Cutncrust
-Don’t anyone go.
TK
-Fellow vampire. Gotta save him.
Sodaspring3
-I’ll go. Wot’s address?
TK
-Where are you? We’ll come fix him.
TK
-J2thamax? Where u at?
J2thamax
-It’s done.
TK
-Done?
J2thamax
-He’s towelling himself down now.
Cutncrust
-Zombie fkr. I’m gonna tear ur head off.
J2thamax
-2 of us now. Just u try.
[end session]
Really loved this! Man, that caught the the tone perfectly.
Comment by antongully — April 6, 2010 @ 4:27 am
the concept,the characters,the dialogue,loved the whole goddamn thing. awesome
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Comment by roy — April 6, 2010 @ 7:09 am
Thanks – I appreciate the comments. Glad you enjoyed.
Comment by Sean Monaghan — April 6, 2010 @ 4:26 pm
V T in Chee – ;) no real names…
Comment by Oonah V Joslin — April 8, 2010 @ 10:56 am
The thought of a zombie txting on a cell in a bathroom while his brother vampire is dying from garlic bread exposure is HILARIOUS. Zombies rule! Brilliant.
Comment by Jodi MacArthur — April 8, 2010 @ 3:01 pm
Thanks everyone. I’m stoked you like it.
Comment by Sean Monaghan — April 11, 2010 @ 11:50 pm
lol that funnnyyy good job!!!!!
Comment by H.O.M — July 1, 2010 @ 8:24 am
hey just asking, how do i search for your other stories?
Comment by H.O.M — July 1, 2010 @ 8:25 am