Tastes Like Chicken Rancher
“I’m hungry,” Brandy announced.
“You’re always hungry,” Naomi responded.
“We’re ghouls. We’re supposed to be insatiable.”
“What are you in the mood for? Cop? Accountant? Construction worker?”
“You know what sounds really good? A chicken rancher!”
“A chicken rancher? Where are we going to find a chicken rancher? The nearest chicken ranch is 200 miles away.”
“But I had a chicken rancher in Montana and he was really yummy.”
“How about a cowboy? Cowboys are good. I’ll find us a cowboy.”
“I don’t like cowboys.”
“Have you ever tried cowboy?”
“No.”
“Tastes like chicken rancher. Trust me. You’ll see.”
That really tickled. Thank you a brilliat wheeze!
Comment by Oonah V Joslin — October 30, 2007 @ 5:45 pm