Unhappy Husbands Vs. Cupid
As Cupid aimed his arrow at an unsuspecting couple, a gang of hotheaded husbands ambushed the half-pint cherub. Rick grabbed Cupid’s bow, while Joe snatched the imp’s quiver of love-arrows.
“What’s the deal, guys?” Cupid asked. “I’m a lover, not a fighter.”
Rick and Joe broke the arrows in pieces, while Mitch and Pete pummeled Cupid’s head and chest with their fists.
“We’re putting an end to your willy-nilly love spree,” Pete said. “No more Cupid’s arrows! No more henpecked husbands! No more artificial love! That’s the deal, dude!”
While the four unhappy husbands pounded Cupid to a pulp, a swarm of young, naked archers shot the husbands with the arrows from the air. Filled with love, the husbands forgot about their hatred and stopped the attack.
“Nobody said there was just one Cupid,” Cupid laughed. “Sheesh! I can’t be everywhere.”
Later, the cupids checked their records of love-shootings.
“Those fools thought they could stop us, but you can’t stop love,” Cupid said. “The funny thing is, we never shot those guys with our love-arrows. Their unhappiness was caused by unbridled lust, raging hormones and unwed pregnancies that led to marriages.”