MicroHorror

Well… I bought this recorder so I could sleep through class and not takes notes. Never thought I’d be leaving my last thoughts on it.

The door isn’t going to last much longer. They have been pounding on it for what seems like hours. Each crack and splinter in the wood sounds twenty times louder then the pounding fists on the other side. I am so going to fucking die today. And I didn’t even get laid.

Might as well start at the beginning. I’m a freshman in college and have been living in the dorms for a while now. I guess if I had spent less time talking to my girlfriend on AIM, and more time out and about on campus I would have noticed them earlier. Of course, temptation could have made me one of them that way. Thanks for keeping me busy in my room, Nikki.

I don’t know when it started, but once my classes started having attendance in the single digits I started to look around at things a bit more carefully. I had noticed that people seemed to be fucking like bunnies, but never thought anything of it. I mean, come on, this is college. And we are in the fucking country, for God’s sake. There isn’t anything else to do out here, really. Wish more of the bastards would have practiced safer sex, though.

That is the only logical way it could spread so quickly. This… virus? It must be passed through bodily fluids and shit. I don’t know how it got started. Aliens, government testing, new virus caught from fucking a monkey. I have no clue, but it is in the blood and it makes them horny as hell. I guess sex zombies would be a good name for them. God, when did my life turn into a crappy Sci-Fi Channel movie?

I guess I am the last uninfected left on campus. That must be why they aren’t trying to… I dunno, seduce and fuck me like they did to the others. It would appear they just want me dead.

Oh, my fucking Christ. Blood is seeping under the door and my barricades. Insane amounts of blood. It sounds like there is a fucking battle going on out there. Not guns. Sounds more like… swords? Slicing and piercing flesh.

I thought everyone was dead or turned. There are hundreds of those sex zombies on campus. To be able to fight them off would take unbelievable numbers, unity, and planning. They would have had to have to known each other well before this shit went down to coordinate this kind of an attack. Oh my God. Of course! Why didn’t I think of finding them earlier!? They must be the only other virgins on campus. Thank God for the Anime Club!