Friends & Neighbors
Little Jessica from two houses down was a righteous Catholic girl until a vampire strangled her with her own rosary beads and then changed her. When she tried to knock on my door, I staked her.
Timmy was a good boy too, until a werewolf caught him in the woods after sundown. I shot him down with silver bullets.
Old lady Johnson was the worst. Died of an aneurysm, then crawled out of her own deathbed. I lopped off her head with a machete.
You go out at night if you want to, but me? I’m staying inside with the door bolted tight.
Bad things happen out there.

Nice, Tony! That sure is one tough neighborhood.
Comment by zapata — January 29, 2009 @ 5:01 pm
Thanks Angel. Although, I think considering the narrator has killed every monster he’s ever met, it’s hard to tell who the real bad guy is here! LOL!
Comment by TonySmith — January 29, 2009 @ 5:51 pm
Loved this story! I think I’ll stay inside, too.
Comment by Bob Eccles — January 29, 2009 @ 6:05 pm
sounds like my neighbourhbood
Comment by drt — January 29, 2009 @ 10:30 pm
drt, I don’t know where you live, but whatever you do…don’t give me directions! :-)
Comment by TonySmith — January 30, 2009 @ 6:03 pm