MicroHorror

January 29, 2009

Friends & Neighbors

Little Jessica from two houses down was a righteous Catholic girl until a vampire strangled her with her own rosary beads and then changed her. When she tried to knock on my door, I staked her.

Timmy was a good boy too, until a werewolf caught him in the woods after sundown. I shot him down with silver bullets.

Old lady Johnson was the worst. Died of an aneurysm, then crawled out of her own deathbed. I lopped off her head with a machete.

You go out at night if you want to, but me? I’m staying inside with the door bolted tight.

Bad things happen out there.

5 Comments »

  1. Nice, Tony! That sure is one tough neighborhood.

    Comment by zapata — January 29, 2009 @ 5:01 pm

  2. Thanks Angel. Although, I think considering the narrator has killed every monster he’s ever met, it’s hard to tell who the real bad guy is here! LOL!

    Comment by TonySmith — January 29, 2009 @ 5:51 pm

  3. Loved this story! I think I’ll stay inside, too.

    Comment by Bob Eccles — January 29, 2009 @ 6:05 pm

  4. sounds like my neighbourhbood

    Comment by drt — January 29, 2009 @ 10:30 pm

  5. drt, I don’t know where you live, but whatever you do…don’t give me directions! :-)

    Comment by TonySmith — January 30, 2009 @ 6:03 pm

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