Big Balls
There once was a man from Kantut. He lived in a tree in the middle of the Reze ocean. Occasionally, he would go baby fishing. He would bring out his longest fishing pole and try to catch infants. When he was successful, the feast was never modest. In addition to babies, guests at his banquets often dined on peanut butter, razor blades and wine made from the eyes and larvae of Kalbaloc moths. Even on a bad day, at least one third of the guests made it out alive. When the survival rate was that low, you could bet that another feast would soon follow.