No-longer-living
On the Twitter search page, Wendy-56 entered “ghosts,” and hit the RETURN key. A column of tiny square images, like little soldiers, dutifully lined up the on the left side of her Firefox window. Topping the list was one unusual square. No-longer-living’s image was a solid black square. His one tweet said “Don’t follow me. Beware.” So naturally, Wendy-56 clicked on “follow.”
Wendy-56 had so much on her mind like the health of her mother and the threat of a transit strike, that she gradually forgot about No-longer-living. She arrived at work a week later, before the others of the same secretarial pool had arrived. After logging into Twitter, she noticed that No-longer-living’s black square had appeared. The message to the right of his square was odd, “@Wendy-56 is following me. I told her not to. Beware.”
Curious, Wendy-65 clicked on the black square. The No-longer-living page came up all black as expected. He was following only one person, her, and she was his only follower. “Um,” she said to the screen. “Like, one sick dude.” Wendy-56 decided to send him a direct message.
“What the F,” she wrote. She made it a point to never type the F-word out in full because she could never know who might be snooping over her shoulder. “Why the weird posting. Should I report you as abuse?” She hit the RETURN key and jumped. Her fingertip hurt like an insect bite. She tried to jerk her hand free, but the keyboard came with it, her finger stuck to the keyboard.
She stood up and looked at her finger stuck to the RETURN key, the keyboard dangled from the end of her finger. The cable connecting the keyboard to her computer transformed as she watched it, from its normal dull black to a transparent tube filled with green bubbling fluid. She looked more closely. The bubbling green was traveling from the computer into the keyboard. Her eyes went wide. The green was injecting through her finger into her blood.
He head swam. She felt woozy. On her computer screen the black square that was No-longer-living’s logo dissolved and vanished. Wendy-56 collapsed back into the seat of her chair. “Oh,” she said, her last word. She sagged like a bag of Jell-O and was swiftly sucked in through the keyboard, in through the cable connecting the keyboard to the computer, sucked through the Internet, sucked into Twitter.
Those who followed Wendy-56 were puzzled later that day when her next tweet arrived. “I followed @No-longer-living. Beware.” A few of those who followed Wendy-56 clicked on @No-longer-living. A few of those who viewed No-longer-living’s page ignored the warning, ignored the same warning Wendy-56 had ignored. They too clicked “follow.”