The Head That Wouldn’t Die
I was brushing my teeth when I noticed my automatic toilet’s red light was blinking irregularly. Why? I’d programmed it very, very carefully. Maybe too elaborately, but it shouldn’t be malfunctioning. Blink. Blink. Bliiiiink blinkblink. Eyes wide, I went for my code book. D-M-E-F-E-E-D-M-E-F…
“Feed me.”