“That’s Impossible!”
Inside of Franklin’s house, Vanessa is dancing around in the bedroom. She is still fully clothed. Franklin acts like he’s a DJ, and then he cranks up the music. Little do they know someone is in the bathroom watching them.
“I’ve got to take a shit!” Vanessa says and she stops dancing. As she’s walking in the bathroom, the killer jumps out and violently stabs Vanessa in the mouth, and a slew of ketchup goes flying out. The killer scratches his head in wonder.
“What the hell do you think I am, a human?!” Vanessa says. And then she karate-chops the killer in the nuts.
“MOMMY!” the killer says as he’s grabbing his nuts and he falls over dropping the knife. Franklin runs up and then he proceeds to kick him in the head. The killer grabs his head and screams.
Vanessa grabs the knife and then stabs the killer.
“HAHA! You pussy! That’s what you get for fucking with an alien, beeyotch!” Vanessa then rips her shirt off to expose her six teats! Franklin faints, falls, and hits his head on the porcelain–killing him instantly.
“Aw, fuck! Why do they always do that?” Vanessa says. She walks over to Franklin and lifts his head up. Franklin has a huge-ass smile on his face.
“Why can’t I find a normal boyfriend?!” Vanessa says while dropping Franklin’s dead head.