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November 13, 2007

Sown On the Wind

Lil wiped her hands on a bloody apron. She smelt of bird guts.

“Come just as soon as I could,” said Laroux.

“It’s happened again,” she said, “And it ain’t no fox. The hens is scattered all over and the house is wrecked. You’ll have to build me a new one.”

She had some gall, the old girl. Laroux was a neighbor and he didn’t have to do a goddam thing he didn’t want to. He scratched his head. It was the darnedest thing. Not a hen in sight and the shed skewed at a drunken angle about to topple right over. He could shore it up for now.

“Musta bin a tornado, Lil.”

“Weren’t no dang tornado. Didn’t touch nothin’, only the bird house.”

“Well, I can’t figure it,” said Laroux. “Didn’t you see nothin’?”

“Heard somethin’ like a wind but time I got out, there weren’t nothin’ to see but gone birds.”

Lil had got rid of the big livestock she couldn’t manage on her own. At first she kept wild fowl, geese, ducks, turkeys and capons just like she’d always done. Now she was down to hens and capons. With Christmas approaching they were her best hope of income.

Laroux did a good job. Lil rounded the birds up and put down extra feed she could ill afford. “Don’t y’all disappear now,” she said as she padlocked the door. “Tomorrow’s slaughter day.”

She hastened indoors out of the cold and dark. The smell of chicken broth was as appetizing as the smell of chicken guts was repugnant but you had to do the guts to get the broth. Lil had a strong stomach.

She woke in the middle of the night to a sound like a honking wind. It was moving eerie and swift towards the house. She stood by the window with the shotgun. And then she saw it. A mighty flock of geese, greater than any single flock she’d ever seen or heard, honking and flapping like a force of nature. She got a couple of shots off but they never wavered from their path right over the house. As she pulled down the sash window one slammed into it. One for the pot.

Next morning there was no sign of any of them. Damned foxes were doing alright, Lil reckoned. She went out to see to the hens. Only there were no hens. There was no hen house. It had gone. Gone–as in disappeared altogether. She phoned Laroux.

“I tell ya, Lil, I never knew a tornado be this vindictive.”

“Weren’t no tornado, Laroux. It was geese, I tell ya. Real mean geese too. Came at the house like they was on a mission. You musta heard them. Why, they flew right over your house too.”

“Never heard nothin’, Lil, I swear.”

“Well I’m ready for ’em tonight.” She propped the gun by the window.

“You holler if you need anything, you hear?”

Lil heard that honking sound in the dark and then the flap of wings like a rush of wind louder and louder, building and building until the house cowered under it. Lil waited until her aim was certain. She fixed on the first target–saw right through it, just like it wasn’t there. Fixed on a second–“What the…?” She targeted bird after transparent bird, recognizing every beak she’d forced, every breast she’d plucked, every neck she’d cleaved. Insubstantial as air, yet powerful as a storm they flew straight at the window where she stood–unstoppable.

Laroux found Lil next day in a pool of blood, the gun never fired. Sharp daggers of window pane had severed her head near off and the hair had been plucked from her bloodied scalp. A shard of broken glass had ripped her belly open so that guts spewed out onto the floor. He witnessed a white cloud moving away east against the wind, unlike any cloud he’d ever seen. Death’s avenging arrow. A gaggle of ghosts.

October 31, 2007

Ghost Writer

The clicking had been going on for a week–unmistakable in the hush of the night. The family decided to investigate together. It was too scary to go alone.

The office door swung wide as they approached and revealed Nana, sitting before a flickering screen frantically typing away.

“Nana?” said the youngest, full of hope.

His mother pulled him back. “It’s not really Nana,” she said. “It’s… Nana’s dead, sweetheart. Go back to bed.”

“She said she would be finished by Halloween. That’s tomorrow,” said Freddie. “Let’s leave her to it, Beth. Maybe then she’ll be at peace.”

October 28, 2007

The Escape

He was slumped over the bar at a hotel where I was stayin’. “Don’t I know you, sir?” I said.

“Maybe.”

“I saw your act. You’re that… magician?”

“I was!”

He indicated his empty glass. I obliged.

“You were good. What happened?”

“I went to a séance.”

“And…?”

“Nothing happened.”

“So what? Nothing’s happened to me plenty a’ times.”

“You don’t understand. It was the séance–for Houdini–Halloween?

“I heard of it.”

He grabbed my lapel. “Don’t you understand? He was the master!”

He spelled it out. “He couldn’t find a way. There is no escape!”

Name of the Ride

They were queuing a hundred yards for the latest Halloween ride to open. It was completely enclosed–a nameless mystery.

A high helter-skelter it seemed with a long black tunnel in which to descend in darkness. The first customers were taken to the top. One at a time they set out on the long slide. Inside the tunnel no one could hear their screams as the sharp blades cut into their flesh and the surface became increasingly slippery with their blood.

At the bottom they kept on going down, down forever into Hell on the Blood Flume.

October 22, 2007

Autumn Fruit

Akimi posed naked on the banqueting table. She thought of the money as caterers arranged copious amounts of fruit over and around her.

Halloween guests arrived, witches, vampires, ghouls–spectacular costumes. Akimi hid her embarrassment as the fruit was consumed, exposing her. A cardinal proffered a drink “against the chill.” The amber liquid burned in her veins.

He crushed grapes over her bare breast and roved his tongue around the nipple. Powerless, she could neither move nor cry out, even when he bit deeply and tore away a mouthful of her flesh. The feast began at midnight’s first chime.

Recruitment

Fairground lights gleamed purple, green and pumpkin.

“Dare ride the Ghost Train on All Hallows’ Eve!”

Dan was fearless as he strode towards the blood red cavernous mouth of the ride and the black curtain closed behind. Invulnerable to dark screams. Unafraid until he felt the skinny grip of spectral fingers pull him from the cart.

Powerless as a puff of air he was taken.

“What’s happening?” his hollow voice echoed. He saw their grotesque shapes clearly.

Insubstantial whisperings replied.

“When else would ghost trains recruit ghosts?”

“You will ride the train forever now.”

“We have been waiting.”

“Welcome.”

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