Cabbage Night
Daryl knew he couldn’t hang around much longer, not if he wanted to hit every house in town before midnight. Mischief night only came once a year and he wasn’t going to waste it sitting at home waiting for Billy. Not this year, not when he finally found the perfect spot to collect his ammo.
Reluctantly, Daryl decided to go it alone. He climbed the rusted fence and jumped down into the overgrown bramble of old man Johnson’s backyard. He crawled under the chicken wire surrounding the garden and smiled as the putrid stench of decaying vegetation assailed his nostrils.
With his sack filled to the brim with rotten tomatoes and peppers, Daryl turned to leave. He hesitated when he spotted a huge mushy brown cabbage, the perfect piece to complete his arsenal. It was way in the back, so he crawled deeper into the garden and reached his arm out as far as it would go, his fingers grasping at air. He turned his head to the side so he could stretch out a little further and let out a yelp when something cold and slimy grabbed hold of his arm.
Daryl frantically struggled with his attacker and was eventually able to yank his bleeding hand free. Filled with panic, he turned to run, blindly stumbling through the garden. He had almost made it to the fence when a sharp blow to the back of the head sent him sprawling to the ground.
Daryl awoke with a splitting headache, lying face down in the dirt. He tried to get up but discovered that his hands and feet were bound with plastic ties. He nervously looked around and recognized that he was once again in the cabbage patch.
Old man Johnson walked into Daryl’s field of vision holding a bloody shovel on his shoulder. “Sorry I had to hit you, son, but it looked like you just might get away”. He let out a cackle as Daryl struggled to free himself. When he finished laughing the old man knelt down next to Daryl and said, “I was beginning to fear that I wouldn’t be able to feed my cabbages the nourishment they need to get them through the harsh winter. But luckily you boys showed up.”
“What are you talking about?” Daryl asked, trying to make sense of the situation.
The old man smiled and turned to walk back to the house. He called out over his shoulder, “Take a look around you, boy, and you’ll be able to figure it out.”
Daryl struggled into a sitting position and looked around him, only now noticing the bleached bones that littered the ground. A soft whimper caught his attention. He craned his neck to look behind him and let out a blood-curdling scream.
Billy was tangled up in vines with several monstrous cabbages attached to him. Daryl was horrified to realize that the throbbing cabbages were alive and feeding on his friend. They were abnormally large with red tinted leaves and had giant mouths full of what looked to be jagged pieces of bone instead of teeth. But, to Daryl, the most disturbing feature was the cabbages’ pale blue eyes. Human eyes. He didn’t want to look but was mesmerized by the gruesome scene unfolding before him. He watched as the cabbages systematically moved from section to section until they sucked his friend dry, turning him into withered husk.
The largest cabbage turned and locked eyes with Daryl. It opened its cavernous mouth in a silent scream, dripping blood from its splintered teeth onto the ground below. The cabbage began to tremble as one of its vine legs snaked out and dug into the dirt, pulling its body forward. Another vine crept forward and after finding purchase in the earth, dragged the cabbage ahead a little further. This was followed by another vine and then another. Daryl watched helplessly as the cabbage methodically inched its way towards him, hunger blazing from deep within its beautiful blue eyes.
