MicroHorror

February 18, 2008

Accident

RECOVERED FILE: feb17-2008-ar51-mic1.mp3
CONTENT-TYPE: audio/mpeg

This file has been transcribed for full-text search.
Names may be inaccurate in some cases.

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Dr. Johnson: Mr. Strebitski, show us what’s behind door number one, please.

[door sliding open followed by heating coils turning on]

Mr. Strebitski: Pod number one open and defrosting.

Johnson: Everything A-OK?

Strebitski: All readings are within one standard deviation of normal.

Johnson: Awesome. How much time’s this take?

Strebitski: The subject should be defrosted by noon.

Johnson: Sweet, let’s go get lunch.

Strebitski: What’s the special at Ricardo’s today?

Johnson: Uh, French… French something. I don’t know. Come on, we’ll find out.

[door opening, Strebitski and Johnson leaving, door closing, 20 minutes of silence]

[single footstep]

[20 minutes of silence]

[door opening, Strebitski and Johnson entering, door closing]

Johnson: So did jolly green finish defros–

[Johnson and Strebitski screaming, glass breaking]

[door opening, door closing]

[12 minutes of silence]

End of tape



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