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Suicide is
more difficult than most people think. (Plank J goes perpendicular to
Plank C; screw in the angle bracket. Got it.) If you screw up slicing
your wrist, you'll only cut the tendon. Try to shoot yourself in the
head, you could be paralyzed but aware for years. (Where did I put that
screwdriver?) No, you've got to be careful and do it right the first
time. (Double-check the directions. This is B here, not H, right?)
That's why I was so glad to find this kit. Once it's all done, all I
have to do is put my head through the hole, pull the cord, and the
blade will slice right through. I love Swedish engineering. (Assembly A
ought to fit in these grooves here... perfect.) Too bad I'll only get
to use it once. |
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