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"I know all sorts of survival
stuff. Spear fishing, smoking meat, digging a tiger trap to catch a
boar. I could probably make a fire with two sticks, but I don't even
have to because I've got a magnifying glass in my Swiss Army Knife, so
I can just focus the sun on some kindling. I could weave palm fronds
into the roof for a hut, and make an axe from a sharp rock. I always
wanted to live off the land, not worry about work or bills or anything.
But chances were I would never be shipwrecked. So I had to put a hole
in the sailboat. I didn't mean for it to be a big as it was, but I had
to guarantee it would sink. Hey, I made sure you got in the lifeboat
before I rowed away. I know you said you weren't interested in me, but
we're literally going to have the desert island scenario, so maybe
you'll change your mind. And don't worry about your family, I'm sure
they made it to the other lifeboat." |
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