| The Bordens by Tonya "Katt" Dunsmore | ||
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"Mother, Daddy, this constant arguing over my boyfriend has to stop! I can't take the stress of it!" "Nonsense, Elizabeth. You're a bright, strong young woman. You can hack it," replied her father. "Yes, you can hack it," echoed her mother. So she went out to the wood shed and got the axe,
came inside and gave Dad forty whacks. When Mother fell begging to the floor, Lizzie gave her forty more. Turns out they were right. |
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